Dear Ricky Borba,

Thanks for appreciating my wonderful creations of insect life on Earth. I created Ants to aerate the soil of this planet. I created Flies to spread disease as a way of controlling the population of Earth.

Thanks for your support,
God
Heaven

 

They were also created to aggravate you and bite you......hehehe

 

Dear God,

I see not even YOU could capitalize your name on Ricky's shitty, shitty blogger. Not even You. Perhaps technology IS truly evil.

Did you ever get that dirty hitchhiker I sent you? I hope it was the one you wanted.

Well, it was nice talking to you.

Hope to see you (but not soon),

Mike