I don't follow politics, and I'm not a democrat, so the dream I had was especially weird. I dreamed that I was at a dinner table with Barack Obama. We both sat down and I was allowed to ask him anything I wanted. So I asked him what his definition of God was, and what it meant to "follow God". I don't remember specifically how he replied, except that he said things like "God is this ambiguous being, that can mean very different things to different people." He said some more vague things about what it meant to follow God, and then he got up and left. I remember thinking in my dream that I felt like he was full of crap, and was being intentionally non-offensive about his answer.
After Barack was done, Hillary Clinton sat down and I asked her the same exact questions. She answered the same exact way as Barack did, and I was equally disappointed in her. She got up to leave, and I said good bye to her. Then all of a sudden, she turned around and sincerely apologized for her answers and asked if I would let her re-answer the questions. She started crying really intensely, and told me that following God also meant following Jesus, and then she went on to describe Christianity. She gave me a huge hug at the end of her speech while still crying, and left. After she left, I turned to whoever it was that was in the room wiith me and said "Well, I'm voting for her now."
But in real life, I'm not. So there.
And then there's this. Worst. Fight. Ever. I remember watching this rerun as a kid and being terrified of that green monster. Fast forward 20 some years later, and it looks like they're both fighting underwater. Seriously, pay attention at about 20 seconds in. And I'm also a fan of about 1:20 in when the actor in the suit realizes a giant rock just hit him. Too bad he realizes this about 7 seconds after it actually happened.
