Despite this bird video being really cool, while watching this video I couldn't stop thinking about how disgusting the chair is with bird poop all over it is. How do you rationalize posting a video to youtube of your cool bird that dances to man-band songs, but also shows bird poop all over your chair? It's called a wet rag. Hell, I'm not even asking you to use soap, but COB ON.
You can probably imagine what the rest of the house looks like. Look at the closed blinds. You can almost feel the stuffiness. That living room hasn't seen natural sunlight since Reagan was in office. I bet these people are smokers too, and when you walk in their house it smells like bird and cigarettes.
P.S. It'd be a lie if I said I haven't a few man-band songs. No one can 100% deny that they've hated every song by N'Sync, Backstreet Boys or 98 Degrees. Not even you Mike Ward. Not even you. By the way, "Dirty Pop" by N'Sync is probably my favorite.
